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Snog, Marry, Avoid 

SNOG, MARRY, AVOID? is perhaps the world’s first make-UNDER show. As opposed to make OVER show, 3 contestants per episode on this show are intoroduced to the viewer, their friends, their night out and then they are given a makeunder at the expense of straight talking computer POD, that transforms them into natarual beuteys after a public analyasis on whether the general public would snog, marry or avoid them, as well as members of the public the show also features uk celebirtys.
It is presented by Jenny frost, Ex Attomic Kitten member.

One thing everyone on this show has in common is that they ALL look over the top, too much fake tan, pericings, fake hair, too little clothes, tatoos, too much bling and outragous styles in general. It's in it's second series and shows every Monday, 8:30 on bbc3.

Noneable contestants to appear on the show are Tape wearing Tasmin from Huddersfeild, Jodie marsh Lookalike Heather, Fake tannned male barbie Ross from scotland, Larissa the glam rocker, Jay the outragous mother, The cheeky girls, Jodie marsh and Chantelle Hoghton amoung many.

The contestants of ''Snog, Marry, Avoid'' wear more makeup than anyone I know


She looks so fake, she could be on Snog, Marry Avoid
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on May 15, 2026