Snodging

The act of sniffing a seat or place where a female has been sat to gain arousal

Hey bro what you been doing today? Well I saw the girls hockey team had been sat on the picnic benches so I've been snodging all afternoon

Snodging by Pieman3030 January 8, 2019

Slodging 

Lodging yourself between inanimate objects and waiting for others to dislodge you. Usually done for sexual pleasure.

"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But then everyone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"

Slodging by Furglerger April 27, 2015

Snogging Scale

The scale used in the Louise Rennison series staring Georgia Nicolson. Its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.

The Snogging Scale:

1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands
2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss
4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty

1. " So how did your date go last night?"

(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"

"Oo-er"

2. (Extract from the book)

"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."

Snogging Scale by xXx Slut xXx October 18, 2008

aqua snogging 

Aqua snogging can be described as snogging under water. it appears in many movies such as romeo and juliet.

coined in Dawson/Kelly humanities 2003

kindergardener 1: ewww look at that, romeo is aqua snogging the underdeveloped juliet!
kindergardener 2: why dont you ever snog me like that?! im gonna go off and aqua snog my new boyfriend, he supports me, he as a cookie, he's gonna make me comfortably well off!
kindergardener 1: slut!

aqua snogging by my house is falling apart! March 15, 2005

snogging withdrawal 

When you have a very strong desire or urge to snog someone because you haven't done so in a while.

I haven't snogged anyone in ages, I may have snogging withdrawal because my lips are puckering on there own. I may have forgotten how to snog!

snogging withdrawal by britchik92 November 30, 2010

snogging

Contrary to popular American belief, snogging is just kissing- not full on lurve action. Full on kissing, yes- but a snog does not define any other sexual act.

I got a little snog off him at the end of the night.

snogging by Chyna August 13, 2004

Angus thongs and perfect snogging 

A film that came out when you were 12 and you thought this would happen in high-school but there was never a Robbie or your mum would let you rent a nightclubs for your 15th

"Ya seen that film called Angus thongs and perfect snogging its bloody ace,but title never happen to you Georgia"

Angus thongs and perfect snogging by Gerty3 December 6, 2016