"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But theneveryone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"
The scale used in the Louise Rennison series staring Georgia Nicolson. Its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.
The Snogging Scale:
1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands 2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss 4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty
1. " So how did your date go last night?"
(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"
"Oo-er"
2. (Extract from the book)
"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."
kindergardener 1: ewww look at that, romeo is aqua snogging the underdeveloped juliet!
kindergardener 2: why dont you ever snog me like that?! im gonna go off and aqua snog my new boyfriend, he supports me, he as a cookie, he's gonna make me comfortably well off!
kindergardener 1: slut!
Contrary to popular American belief, snogging is just kissing- not full on lurve action. Full on kissing, yes- but a snog does not define any other sexual act.
A film that came out when you were 12 and you thought this would happen in high-school but there was never a Robbie or your mum would let you rent a nightclubs for your 15th
"Ya seen that film called Angus thongs and perfect snogging its bloody ace,but title never happen to you Georgia"