Snedging

Verb.

Feeling like you need to sneeze, but being unable to.

Noun.

The act of needing to sneeze but being unable to.

Has been known to last for hours or even all day.
Can also be expressed using the phrase 'Sneeze-Tease'.

"Man, I'm totally snedging right now and I want to die."

Snedging by Tarthalinor May 31, 2018

snedging

The act of sniffing ladies bicycle seats after having been ridden

Poised behind the hedge ted waited for Cathy too arrive. How he loved a good snedging on a Sunday.

snedging by Neb trissel February 5, 2018

Snedging

The feeling of a sneeze edging you

Stranger 1: Man this sneeze is snedging me
Stranger 2: Try looking at the sun I heard it helps

Snedging by TruthSeeker27 May 9, 2024

Sledging 

Sledging or "Mental Disintergration" as it is also known is the tactic of talking to players on the opposition side (particularily batsmen, as taking on a whole team in the field is never a good idea) with the objective of destroying either their concentration or their confidence/self esteem. Sledging is practised in a large way by the Australian Cricket Team, but most International teams partake in sledging. Sledging can be merely an opposition player talking constantly to the batsman, but has mostly become known as players swearing and questioning their lineage.

Glenn McGrath to Eddie Brandes
GM: "Oi Brandes why are you so fat?"
EB: "Because everytime I shag your wife she gives me a biscuit"

Andrew Flintoff to Tino Best (after Best had attempted a slog sweep towards the pavilion)
AF: "Mind those windows Tino"

Rod Marsh to Ian Botham
RM: "So how's your wife and my kids?"

Sledging by umpirestrikesback May 17, 2005

Sledging 

Sleep edging - the masochistic practice of letting yourself get really close to falling asleep before waking yourself up again.

Thanks to my alarm I was inadvertantly sledging all morning.

Sledging by Aplusbar April 19, 2018

Snodging

The act of sniffing a seat or place where a female has been sat to gain arousal

Hey bro what you been doing today? Well I saw the girls hockey team had been sat on the picnic benches so I've been snodging all afternoon

Snodging by Pieman3030 January 8, 2019

snudging 

To aggressively sniff a ladies seat, once vacated. To bury ones face in the watermark of bottom scent.

"My Bucket List #1? - Snudging the Queens of England's throne."

snudging by OtisDay December 4, 2014