Snitch Dick

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"Snitch Dick" refers to a penis that is very small and hard to find. This is a term that can be used by Lesbians to subvert sexual advances from those of the opposite sex, or generally insult those possessing penises.

Man: "hey gurl wassup lemme get on that"
Woman: "Pshh, snitch dick."

Snitch Dick by kokoflow April 20, 2013

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Stitch dick

A derogatory term for a FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

Stitch dick by 12dajango June 3, 2018

Stitch dick

A FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

Stitch dick by 12dajango June 3, 2018

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dick-snatch

1. to prevent a male from "hooking up" with a lady
2. synonymous with cock-block

I was just about to score with Jessica, then that dick-snatcher Andrew walked in.

What the hell, you just totally dick-snatched me.

Wow Tim, what a dick-snatch.

dick-snatch by Joe The Wolfpack May 12, 2010

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Dick Switch

When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.

Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?

this dick, just had a dick switch

Dick Switch by AM2000 May 25, 2018

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Dick Switch

A switch that randomly enables a man to turn into a "dick"

1. Did you just turn your dick switch on?

2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?

Dick Switch by shisms May 12, 2010

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Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.

"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"

Dick Switch by Ben Booner May 4, 2020

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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