Snirt-snort

When you´re upside down doing cocaine

Torbjorn: Hey dude do the snirt-snort!
Eggbert: *Does cocaine upside down

by Gilbert-Boy April 10, 2019

Solid Snort

Term used to refer to the fanatics and followers of known cocaine addict, presidential aspirant, and dictator's son Ferdinand Marcos Jr. aka BongBong

Originates from the term "Solid North" - the supposed "solid" northern regions of the Philippines where most of Marcos loyalists and apologists are.

Filipino:
A: BBM pa rin, solid north tayo

B: Sabi ni DU30 gumagamit ng cocaine 'yang idol mo, baka solid snort

English:
A: We're for BBM, we are solid north

B: But DU30 said your idol is a cocaine user, solid snort is more like it

by sisid_ahon November 19, 2021

snort my shit

when your mom tells you to come home but you don't want to

Mom: "Come home, its getting late and it's a school night"
Brian: "snort my shit

by coolDefBoi September 3, 2019

Spy Snort

A snort that the Spy from TF2 makes in one of his taunts.

Spy: *kills more than one enemy in 20 seconds* Hahahahahaha *snort* haha *snort*

Player: Dude, did you hear that Spy Snort?

by Sir Salad January 23, 2013

Colorado Beer Snort

The act of snorting the foam that pops up when you crack your pabst

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna do a colorado beer snort with me?
Guy 2: Yea man that shit gets me wasted!

*sniff*
Guy 1: Ahh yea im totally shit canned now

by bob saget 420 May 29, 2011

snort-bortion

Snorting so much coke or meth on a bender (or a great weekend) you have an abortion.

"Damn girl, it think the condom broke!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"

by Macadoo July 19, 2018

Gooch Snort

A gooch snort is the practice of inhaling cocaine or possibly wasabi from a mans gooch. The mans gooch will have had to be specially prepared, resulting in a gooch strip being made so that the cocaine or wasabi can be snorted without interferrence from gooch hair.

Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.

Lester lay Stevie down and ran his finger along the freshly waxed gooch strip, "stevie love this is just perfect for ol' Les to have a quick gooch snort" he said as he quickly lay down a line of wasabi. He formed the line with his credit card and counted to three, then he inhaled with all his might, the gooch snort was complete.

by The Padre October 27, 2009