4 definitions by Gilbert-Boy

SlapChop

A kitchentool with the purpose to slap and chop vegetables.

Person 1: Aww man I hate to slap and chop all of my vegetables! It takes so much time!
Person 2: But dude! Haven´t you heard about the slapChop? It slaps AND chops all of your vegetables! You can even use it with fruits!
Person 1: Hell yeah bro it sounds lit af!

*Buy your own slapChop in a store near you or on the internet! Please send in your social socialsecurity number and password to your bank account and get your slapChop in no time!

by Gilbert-Boy April 24, 2019

Hawk-yeah

Use this instead of Hell yeah to impress your mom!

Brother: HELL YEAH MAN!
Mom: LANGUANGE JONATHAN!
Me: Hawk-yeah.
Mom: I'm so proud of you Timmy

by Gilbert-Boy April 10, 2019

Balgabosh

The name of a man who got rejected from a cult after he accidentally ejaculated after falling down the stairs.

Person: Oh wow! Did you just pull a balgabosh (ejaculating after falling down the stairs)?

by Gilbert-Boy April 10, 2019

Snirt-snort

When you´re upside down doing cocaine

Torbjorn: Hey dude do the snirt-snort!
Eggbert: *Does cocaine upside down

by Gilbert-Boy April 10, 2019