snort my shit

when your mom tells you to come home but you don't want to

Mom: "Come home, its getting late and it's a school night"
Brian: "snort my shit

by coolDefBoi September 03, 2019

im14andthisisdeep

When you go to instagram/snapchat/twitter and you see those pictures with crying anime and cartoon characters, with deep messages, and you just cringe.

14-year-old: "S(he) be(lie)ve(d)"
everyone else that has more than 2 braincells: "r/im14andthisisdeep"

by coolDefBoi October 15, 2019

eat shit

Litterally telling someone to eat themselves because they are shit. Basically a shit comeback to any roast

Guy 1: ur mom gai
Guy 2: eat shit

by coolDefBoi December 04, 2019