Sneezejob 

The act of sneezing when someone is balls deep inside of you. Also referred to as a sneezy

That girl was amazing, her sneezejob blew me away

Sneezejob by HotCosby05 July 2, 2022

sleevejob 

Similar to a handjob, a sleevejob is when you rub someone's genitals with some kind of cloth or fabric between your hand and their privates, like doing it with long sleeves, hence, a sleevejob. Because of the friction from the cloth, the resulting orgasm can be very intense.

"How'd you get in here?"
"Oh, I have my ways."
"Yeah, I'll bet you gave the guard a sleevejob!"
The Firesign Theatre, "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers"

sleevejob by Alex Stockwell September 1, 2006

sneezerbate 

the act of inducing sneezing to experience an endorphin high. Can be a religious conservative's alternative to masturbation.

I sneezerbate by tickling the inside of my nose with a q-tip. After about 10 times, my head feels light and endorphin-y. YEAH.

sneezerbate by psiidagama October 24, 2014

sneeze job 

When you sneeze into someone's balls.

Achoo! Oh no...I just gave you a sneeze job

sneeze job by tacotacogggg August 23, 2016

Smeezejon 

(n) A but-her-face. A girl who has a decent to nice body, but has an ugly face.

Dude, did you see Tommy macking on that smeezejon last night?

She's got a nice body, but she's such a smeezejon.

Smeezejon by There's Waldo April 16, 2010

Sneeze Job 

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.

Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.

Sneeze Job by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024

Sneezevom 

When someone sneezes, and it triggers their gag reflex, and they throw up in their mouth at the same time that they sneeze.

Last night, I drank half a fifth by myself and then had to sneeze. But then I threw-up, and it became a sneezevom.

Sneezevom by 2000lbs_potato_chips December 10, 2015