Sneezejob

The act of sneezing when someone is balls deep inside of you. Also referred to as a sneezy

That girl was amazing, her sneezejob blew me away

by HotCosby05 July 2, 2022

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sleevejob

Similar to a handjob, a sleevejob is when you rub someone's genitals with some kind of cloth or fabric between your hand and their privates, like doing it with long sleeves, hence, a sleevejob. Because of the friction from the cloth, the resulting orgasm can be very intense.

"How'd you get in here?"
"Oh, I have my ways."
"Yeah, I'll bet you gave the guard a sleevejob!"
The Firesign Theatre, "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers"

by Alex Stockwell September 1, 2006

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sneezerbate

the act of inducing sneezing to experience an endorphin high. Can be a religious conservative's alternative to masturbation.

I sneezerbate by tickling the inside of my nose with a q-tip. After about 10 times, my head feels light and endorphin-y. YEAH.

by psiidagama October 24, 2014

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sneeze job

When you sneeze into someone's balls.

Achoo! Oh no...I just gave you a sneeze job

by tacotacogggg August 23, 2016

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Smeezejon

(n) A but-her-face. A girl who has a decent to nice body, but has an ugly face.

Dude, did you see Tommy macking on that smeezejon last night?

She's got a nice body, but she's such a smeezejon.

by There's Waldo April 16, 2010

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Sneeze Job

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.

Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.

by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024

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