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Sneak Dickin'

On the downlow, a lesbian or a straight man, that enjoys sleeping with the owner of a penis in secret.
There are a lot of lesbians that are sneak dickin'. That straight guy is sneak dickin' when his girl ain't around.

Sneak Dickin'

A person that has defined themselves, publicly, as a straight heterosexual male or a homosexual female/lesbian that enjoys, in private or downlow, penetration from someone who owns the sexual organ of a penis.

A 'straight lesbian' is one that be sneak dickin' in private. - This type of lesbian claims to be fully gay, but are either repressing their bisexuality, not fully accepting of their homosexuality, or defines themselves as straight and lesbian.

A 'straight male' that be sneak dickin' in private. - is one that 'justifies' their homosexuality or represses their sexuality instead of accepting that they may be a homosexual man or a bisexual male.
She says she's a lesbian, but she be sneak dickin'.
Yeah, she said she was a gold-star lesbian, but we all know she sneak dickin' on the weekends.

He got a wife, but when she ain't around he be sneak dickin'
He claim he straight, but in jail he be sneak dickin'.

Sneak dicking 

When a "lesbian" decides to creep out to get real dick, and/or has a male fuckbuddy, but still claims lesbian.
Tara is a lesbian but went out sneak dicking and is now pregnant.
Sneak dicking by Innerpeace024 February 28, 2017

Sneak dicking 

The act of a woman sneaking off from her spouse to engage in sexual intercourse with another
she be sneak dicking on her man when she leaves to fuck tyrone.
Sneak dicking by 4thorseman May 9, 2018

sneak dicking 

When a man has side bitches.
"Girl i saw Rayshaun sneak dicking with Keisha"
sneak dicking by DamelaNeff July 11, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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