A person that has defined themselves, publicly, as a straight heterosexual male or a homosexual female/lesbian that enjoys, in private or downlow, penetration from someone who owns the sexual organ of a penis.
A 'straight lesbian' is one that be sneak dickin' in private. - This type of lesbian claims to be fully gay, but are either repressing their bisexuality, not fully accepting of their homosexuality, or defines themselves as straight and lesbian.
A 'straight male' that be sneak dickin' in private. - is one that 'justifies' their homosexuality or represses their sexuality instead of accepting that they may be a homosexual man or a bisexual male.
She says she's a lesbian, but she be sneak dickin'.
Yeah, she said she was a gold-star lesbian, but we all know she sneak dickin' on the weekends.
He got a wife, but when she ain't around he be sneak dickin'
He claim he straight, but in jail he be sneak dickin'.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.