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When your testicles come out one side of you underwear and your penis comes out the other
'Oh no! I have a snedgie, how unbelievably uncomfortable'
Snedgie by TimSam October 3, 2009
Words you can keep
Somebody that sniffs girls' bicycle seats

Can be used to describe anyone that has an obsession over the smell of girls or is just a creep
" Hey what was Sam doing over there by Sally's bike? "

" Oh that snedger? Probably sniffing her seat, what a creep "
snedger by Danny336 November 28, 2013
Related Words
Little-known geordie/north-east term for Snow
Hawway man lets gan ootside, theres fukkan snedge everywhere, get yer speedos and t-short leek
snedge by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

snedgeamitosis 

a rare disease, causing twitching of the victims nose and culminating in the user exhibiting snedge-like behaviour
bastard fuck shit damn bollix, twitch twitch, ooooh sorry, i think i'm coming down with snedgeamitosis.
to snedge
v. snedged, (snedge•ing, snedg•es, snedg•er)
v. intr.

To attempt to sniff or gain pleasure by sniffing the bicycle seats belonging to girls, particularly schoolgirls.
Sports. To engage in snedging.
To sniff or smell something inappropriate; insult: Coaks is an unmighty snedger, boy.
From Khark (Cork)
You langer, boy, I saw you snedging at St Mary's School for Girls, like.
snedge by Big Gaz April 14, 2004
the type of person that gets you to do their job for them, because they have a pissy bit of power, and after you break your bollocks doing it, they "forget" to say thanks, and take all the credit.
see shithead also me feiner
that snedge has just gone on his fourth snedgin' holiday this year, last time he brought back what looked like a new personality but it turned out to be a nasty little disease. snedgetastic!
snedge by captainsnedgepants January 1, 2004
versatile verb adjetive,noun
snedgesnedgin'/snedgingsnedgiest
snedge off
piss up a snedgin' rope go away
snedgetasticwonderful
snedgeville where snedges hang
snedge petal female loved one
snedgearama where many snedges hang
snedge breath morning breath
snedge face ugly person
"you big snedge"
"i fell off the roof of my house and that bleedin snedge just stood there and laughed as the ambulance crew were removing the garden rake from my snegin' left buttock"
snedge by captain snedge pants December 1, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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