Snedgie 

When your testicles come out one side of you underwear and your penis comes out the other

'Oh no! I have a snedgie, how unbelievably uncomfortable'

Snedgie by TimSam October 3, 2009

snedger 

Somebody that sniffs girls' bicycle seats

Can be used to describe anyone that has an obsession over the smell of girls or is just a creep

" Hey what was Sam doing over there by Sally's bike? "

" Oh that snedger? Probably sniffing her seat, what a creep "

snedger by Danny336 November 28, 2013

snedge 

Little-known geordie/north-east term for Snow

Hawway man lets gan ootside, theres fukkan snedge everywhere, get yer speedos and t-short leek

snedge by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

snedgeamitosis 

a rare disease, causing twitching of the victims nose and culminating in the user exhibiting snedge-like behaviour

bastard fuck shit damn bollix, twitch twitch, ooooh sorry, i think i'm coming down with snedgeamitosis.

snedgeamitosis by captain snedge pants January 1, 2004

snedge 

to snedge
v. snedged, (snedge•ing, snedg•es, snedg•er)
v. intr.

To attempt to sniff or gain pleasure by sniffing the bicycle seats belonging to girls, particularly schoolgirls.
Sports. To engage in snedging.
To sniff or smell something inappropriate; insult: Coaks is an unmighty snedger, boy.
From Khark (Cork)

You langer, boy, I saw you snedging at St Mary's School for Girls, like.

snedge by Big Gaz April 14, 2004

snedge 

the type of person that gets you to do their job for them, because they have a pissy bit of power, and after you break your bollocks doing it, they "forget" to say thanks, and take all the credit.
see shithead also me feiner

that snedge has just gone on his fourth snedgin' holiday this year, last time he brought back what looked like a new personality but it turned out to be a nasty little disease. snedgetastic!

snedge by captainsnedgepants January 1, 2004

snedge 

versatile verb adjetive,noun
snedgesnedgin'/snedgingsnedgiest
snedge off
piss up a snedgin' rope go away
snedgetasticwonderful
snedgeville where snedges hang
snedge petal female loved one
snedgearama where many snedges hang
snedge breath morning breath
snedge face ugly person

"you big snedge"
"i fell off the roof of my house and that bleedin snedge just stood there and laughed as the ambulance crew were removing the garden rake from my snegin' left buttock"

snedge by captain snedge pants December 1, 2003