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Slang for a young man or boy who is un-appealing in every sense, giving off an ominous glow. Some unwanted physical deformities such as lack of appendages, E.G. earlobes, make the guy a ghastly sight
Furthermore a Sedgie is attracted to a wide range and variety of large women or girls with the intention of making love to them soon after meeting them.
Stuart: Woah that is the strangest looking man I've ever Seen!
Alex: You know what that is? That's a Sedgie!
Stuart: I can't bare too look at him!

Shaniqua: Why is he staring at you like that?
Laura: I don't know?!
Shaniqua: I think we've found ourselves a Sedgie! Run!
Sedgie by Tempa TEEE October 27, 2011
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The painful wedgie caused when one wipes his ass with poison ivy and then gets a rash that clings to his underwear.
Kid 1: Dude I wiped my ass with poison Ivy!
Kid 2: Aww man you are gonna get a sedgie.
Sedgie by justinmh1634 December 17, 2015
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When something is meant to be exciting but is really just lame.
This game is so Sedge
That was so Sedge
Sedge by James Donnelly January 2, 2022

Sedgefield Middle School

A school where all you see is ghetto kids dancing, smoking weed, having sex, and skipping classes. Here you do absolutely nothing but sleep in class. When you walk through the 8th grade hallway all you smell is weed. In the bathrooms all you see are dirty pads and a bunch of penises on the walls. Also, dont get me started on friends. Here people are fake and there is drama everywhere, sometimes you just be walking through the hallway and you see someone getting beaten up.
Seddie is the pairing of Sam Puckett && Freddie Benson Sam Freddie They have a love-hate relationship. They shared their first kiss together on the fire escape to the song "Running Away." By the AM. Sam is always covering up her feelings for Freddie by hitting him, punching him, hurting him, ect... This pairing is rivaling Creddie (Carly Shay && Freddie Benson) Seddie is more popular, though.
"Aww Sam, if your in love with me just say so." "Nyeeh." "Nyeeh." ;)
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TOTAL Seddie moment(: there are more, just look up "seddie" in google.
Seddie by SeddieLoveerr(; January 10, 2011
Seddie is a name combined from two other names called Sam and Freddie, who are on the show iCarly. They bicker constantly, but they might have a love/hate relationship in the future iCarly episodes.
Freddie says, "You know, if a girl rips on a guy, it usually means she has a crush on him." Sam says, "Yeah, but i wasen't ripping on a guy, i was ripping on you. Such a seddie moment.
Seddie by Afyia October 9, 2008
To wander around seemingly, but not necessarily, without purpose.
"Paul is going for his early evening sedge about the office."
Sedge by Tengushee April 7, 2010