Sneakum

An item or achievement earned by an individual for using an alternative, or creative, way to get to a place or to obtain an object.

"I'm about to get some good sneakums from my dude."

"Take the sneakum route. We need to avoid cops at all costs while ridin' dirtay."

"Fuckin' sneakum took my lighter!"

Sneakum by Clinton Schultz January 30, 2008

Cadillac sneakum 

Similar to the traditional sneakum, a Cadillac sneakum can only be claimed if one finds a new, fully functioning sneakum, or if one obtains a great deal or amount of some sneakum for a n excellent price.

"Yo, I got the Cadillac sneakum for sure. 5 bucks a roll!"

"Nice Cadillac sneakum. You got away from the feds and you smoked a blunt on the ride home."

"Check out this little Cadillac sneakum I picked up."

Cadillac sneakum by Clinton Schultz January 11, 2009

sneakus 

sneakus is not A word, it is THE word:

1) v. to be incredibly sneaky and/or awesome
2) adj. describes someone/something who is incredibly sneaky and/or awesome
3) adv. some act being done in a sneakus manner
4) n. anything sneakus

1) They totally sneakus that %$&#!
2) Sunflower birthings are so sneakus!
3) I slid sneakusly down the Lincoln monument.
4) I love you sneakus.

sneakus by MuhJinUh June 10, 2007

Facebook SneakMouse 

People who are always on Facebook but never "do" anything on it. They are too cool to add any updates, photos, links, or comments, or make any other contributions, but somehow they know everything everyone else is doing.

You meet up with a Facebook SneakMouse and over the course of your time together (coffee) they will reference several Facebook posts, photos they saw, or links. You're thinking, 'but hey, you're never on Facebook'....

Ah-HA! They totally are, but are just too cool to admit it.

On top of that, 'catching-up' over coffee is a one-way conversation because the Facebook SneakMouse already know everything you've been up to through...you guessed it...Facebook.

Facebook SneakMouse by bunnydrops July 31, 2010

Steakum

Thinly sliced or more accurately 'shaved' beef. Normally found frozen with each layer sandwiched together. Used for bastardized philly cheese steaks.

I cooked up some steakum, onions, provolone, and cherry peppers and made a horrible cheese steak.

Steakum by sanskrit11 September 8, 2005

Sneakums 

After taking an object or place (as in a line), this word is said to offset any punishment from the party from whom the item was stolen. In rooms larger than 10 people, Sneakums must be witnessed. In rooms of 20 or more, they must be notarized. Also a verb.

"Ah, who took my fucking seat?"
"Sneakums!"

Sneakums by BigStupendous July 28, 2008

steakums 

Big ol' nasty looking pussy lips, resembling the food product "STEAKUMS".

That bitch in the porno had some steakums didn't she.

steakums by Plow King July 16, 2008