Steakum

Thinly sliced or more accurately 'shaved' beef. Normally found frozen with each layer sandwiched together. Used for bastardized philly cheese steaks.

I cooked up some steakum, onions, provolone, and cherry peppers and made a horrible cheese steak.

by sanskrit11 September 8, 2005

steakum

Labial Flaps that have been stretched by overuse.

An extremely unattractive vigina.

The slut up the street has smegma on her steakum.

by hoosier daddy July 11, 2006

Sneakums

After taking an object or place (as in a line), this word is said to offset any punishment from the party from whom the item was stolen. In rooms larger than 10 people, Sneakums must be witnessed. In rooms of 20 or more, they must be notarized. Also a verb.

"Ah, who took my fucking seat?"
"Sneakums!"

by BigStupendous July 28, 2008

steak um"s

The beefy flaps that cover the female cooter (vagina).

Are those steak um"s or does her pussy need to go on a diet?

by Chip K. September 13, 2008

Sneakum

An item or achievement earned by an individual for using an alternative, or creative, way to get to a place or to obtain an object.

"I'm about to get some good sneakums from my dude."

"Take the sneakum route. We need to avoid cops at all costs while ridin' dirtay."

"Fuckin' sneakum took my lighter!"

by Clinton Schultz January 30, 2008

steakums

Big ol' nasty looking pussy lips, resembling the food product "STEAKUMS".

That bitch in the porno had some steakums didn't she.

by Plow King July 16, 2008

Steakubus

A house guest who frequently finds themself at one's house during a steak dinner. A telltale sign of a steakubus is anyone who goes groccery shopping less than twice a year (ie, 18-24 year old males). Steakubi can pose a significant threat to ones red meat consumption, but often suffer from crippling gout and/or heart disease before any serious damage is done.

"Hey Gary, how do you keep a steakubus at bay?" - Chuchi

"I keep a top ten list of steakubi on my fridge. Gotta be vigilant of that shit." -Gary

by High Steaks October 5, 2013