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Snausages! 

A name for a sales rep being overly eager with prospecting efforts by using various solutions to track prospective customers' behaviors in a big-brother-type fashion.
Sales Rep: "Hey, Mr. Jones, here at ABC Company, we're using some software that tells me you've been looking at my website...in fact I see that you're looking at our solutions right now. In fact, you may not be ready to talk to a sales rep at all right now, but I have two questions. What are you doing on my website and would you like to buy something? You look nice in that blue shirt by the way"

Colleagues: "Take it easy Snausages!, maybe we should wait a day or two to give a call, not call while the prospect is still on the website"
Snausages! by Am Sho December 12, 2011

snausages 

Fat legs packed into tight-fighting pantyhose. Resembles a sausage.
Snausages!!
Used as a description.
snausages by Iron Sausage August 17, 2007

snausages 

Another word for dick
Phat Rat: If you into snausages nigga its in ya blood nigga thats what its meant to be (addressing Lloyd Banks after Banks denies being involved in the gay porno)
snausages by JGuzmannn July 14, 2006

snausages 

A dog snack you usually use to reward your dog for doing something good like sitting, going to the bathroom outside, and rolloing over. Many humans enjoy snausages as well.
snausages are the shit.
snausages by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006

snausages 

1: a treat used too reward an obedient dog/cat/veloceraptor when they perform a trick or do something entertaining such as:
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws

Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.


2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.
Brophy: SNAUSAGES!!
Hutch: GRRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!(rampage ensues)
snausages by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

snausages 

When a girl's thighs touch down to the knee when standing straight up normally.
"Damn that bitch has got some snausages!"
snausages by Dro Scott February 12, 2008