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Alter-ego of officer Eric Keenan, who along with Top Dog, Miles Parker, take a bite out of crime, both on the streets, and in there own ranks. Called sinister due to his left-handedness and his covert way of operating, determined to solve the case of his mother, Nancy's assassination.

Blinded from a young aged, then losing his ears in the same bomb that killed his mom, slick 'ric, the Snakeman is gifted bionic eyes in an experimental medical procedure. With an acute sense on smell, heat vision, and a cybernetic ally, Pete the Beta Constrictor, he just might be able to clean up the streets of New London... if the Conniving Prince Lord Gary Kingman doesn't get to him first!
"You're a Snakeman, Eric! I've told you before, this is not how we operate on the force. Standard protocol is vital to the integrity of our institution! If officers like you give yourself the authority to charge in unwarranted to clean up this mess of a city, you're no better than the crooked officers we all want uprooted. You bending the rules will only be used as an excuse for those who seek to bribe my officers to take over our city! You will not get another warning, Officer Keenan. If this sinister Snakeman wants to be a criminal, I can't stop tell him not to, but I can command you to bring him to justice. Understood Eric?!"

Commissioner Owen Howell of the New London PD
Snakeman by DiamondDick9 July 6, 2022

rgla snakeman 

RGLA snakeman is the coolest!!!!

Snakesman 

A person of the criminal sort adept at finding his or her way into or out of a building. Usually someone of small stature able to fit through tight places.

Exemplified in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery" in the character of Clean Willy.
Pierce: "You say your the fastest, bloody best Screwsman in the country, hmm? Well, here's a fitting challenge!"
Agar: "Challenge? Seventy five seconds for two keys! It's nigh impossible!"
Pierce: "What if a snakesman comes over the roof and cracks the drum from the inside?"
Agar: "What snakesman's to break that drum? Nobody good enough is out. The best is Clean Willy, and he's in."

snakehand 

Created by HM1 Duke, It is done when knifehand no longer has power. It is the most powerful object known to man. When given snake hand you must not run, you must follow all given orders! Chuck Norris has yet to be trained making HM1 the strongest entity in the universe!
HM1 snakehanded me and my kneecaps exploded!!!
snakehand by Paco-My-Taco October 17, 2012

snakepants 

pants where the legs are in the shape of snakes and have large tongues at the end of them.
hey did u buy those snakepants?
snakepants by Adam Cornwell May 19, 2006

snakelan 

An individual who bails on their friend to hang out with Connor
Taylan is such a Snakelan
snakelan by BAEsis October 30, 2020