When you hang a woman upside down, place a funnel in her cooch, place strawberry milk, a detached mink’s penis, and a few scoops of shit down inside, flex seal her cooch shut, let the contents sit for three months, and enjoy the meal! It is crucial that kenny g’s song, baby G be playing while the meal is eaten.
When two portuguese males take turns shitting in each others small intestine.
Derrick caught Joel and Herculano take a break from mixing concrete on the job site, and take a portuguese snack break and saw Joel resting on his back, ass up while Herculano squatted over him and took a shit in his asshole.
Sack-brake...a non-anal invasive device that is strapped to ones genitals in order to stop sack swingage when plowing ass from behind
Man I was tearing that ass up so bad that my balls were swinging to and fro! It started to hurt so I had to wear a sack brake to help keep my balls still