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When two portuguese males take turns shitting in each others small intestine.
Derrick caught Joel and Herculano take a break from mixing concrete on the job site, and take a portuguese snack break and saw Joel resting on his back, ass up while Herculano squatted over him and took a shit in his asshole.
by Eljeffe11 July 24, 2019
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A person who cleans out shit pipes for a living. Usually looks like a member of the aryan brotherhood. Most likely went to jail for a few days where he read books on kung fu. He is known to have no Ragrets and thinks his rock hard beer belly is something to be proud of.
Look at that alexantard hes always at shoeless Joe's punching 70 year olds in the brittle jaw.

This alexantard spent more in LEDs on this truck than the actual value of this fucking truck.
by Eljeffe11 July 24, 2018
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