When your sitting on the toilet dropping the
kids off at the pool and the
crap keeps coming out in a single
piece until it finally breaks off and slaps against your ball sack.
I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it
hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally
dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-
Slapper.