Smurfzone 

A Smurfzone in CS:GO are ranks that got fucked up by smurfs. Here's how it happens. A smurf makes a new account or deranks on purpose and doesn't let actual silvers win. Therefore, silver's have to become better than the smurfs to rankup, but then they become part of the smurfzone cycle. They take the smurf's place. So for short, smurfzone is a range of ranks (usually from silver 1 to silver 4) that are more difficult to play on than on the higher ranks, such as gold nova.

Person 1: Yo you're so good at CS:GO, how are you still silver 2?
Person 2: Smurfzone...

Smurfzone by KNEIV July 28, 2020

Smurfhole

Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.

Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!

Smurfhole by skinny79 August 9, 2010

smurfton 

smurfton = anton but smurf

so op anton crazy kovaaks god

someone gets rank 1 in minecraft server

"omg that must be smurfton"

smurfton by laptoplord October 4, 2021

smurfine 

of or relating to smurf-like characteristics or features, especially in terms of physical appearance. In particular shortness of stature or bluish skin hue.

1.)She was a bit smurfine for my liking: not tall enough and displaying the pallor of an asphyxiated albino.

smurfine by Ruthensis Westphalus August 16, 2008

smartzoned 

Where a student in class answers all the questions and the teacher avoids asking the student any more questions and acts as though they do not exist.

Teacher: Does anyone know the answer?
Student: (Puts hand up)
Teacher: Anyone at all? Okay no-one, let's go through an example then.
Student: (To friend) He totally just smartzoned me.

smartzoned by geekyvirgin October 24, 2015

surfone 

To surf the Internet on a smart phone, perhaps obsessively.

It's rude to surfone while having lunch with your crush, unless you are both surfoning. Variant surphone

surfone by TheOldProfessor July 29, 2017