Smurftard

A Retarded Uneducated libtard in the BLUE Democrat Party that is a far left liberal

Shut the fuck up you fucking smurftard

Smurftard by Big Black Patriot December 18, 2020

smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

Smoretarded 

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/

It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?

Smoretarded by Trayf February 21, 2009

smarttard 

A person who thinks they are smart but they act like a fucking retard. Otherwise known as a dumbass.

Oh, you are such a smarttard.

smarttard by swissmocha April 1, 2005

smurftastic 

1. over-the-top amazingness

"Whoa, Brianne and Frankie are insanely smurftastic!"

smurftastic by Brianne Leaf and Frankie Spano August 25, 2007

sourtard

To be funny and retarded, but mainly hardcore

Sour - tard is derived from a sour retard

Only hardcores are allowed to use this word

Example 1:
Boy: Hey, did you see that youtube channel, sourtard?

Girl: Yeah, it's awesome, I think everyone should check it out at youtube and search "sourtard"

Boy: There hardcore at life and everything in it

Example 2:
Faggot: Are you hardcore?

Not a faggot: Even better, I'm sourtard

Faggot: What is that?

Not a faggot: Something you will never achieve!

sourtard by sourtard theyoutubechannel June 9, 2009

Smartarded 

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

Smartarded by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006