Smurfn

Improper spelling for sm00rfn

A: Hey smurfn!
B: n00b its sm00rfn

Smurfn by Mara Haikara July 31, 2007

SMURFN

An informal, unofficial baseball statistic for closers. Stands for Save, but Made Us Really Fucking Nervous.

This happens when the closing pitcher is put in during a save situation but allows the tying run to get on base before finally earning the save.

"Did Hanrahan get the save last night?"
"Yeah, but it was a SMURFN."

SMURFN by ksek September 10, 2013

Smurfburn 

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

Smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn 

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

Smurflicker 

Anyone who subscribes to the concept of "blue lives matter."

Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!

Smurflicker by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020

papa smurfs glizzy 

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok

“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

papa smurfs glizzy by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020

smurfing

In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)

Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing

smurfing by user_83029404 January 5, 2021