Smuchest is derived from the word smuch, which comes from the mispronunciation of so smuch.
Smuchness is how amazing, wonderful, smart, loving, caring, understanding, etc a person is.

So, the smuchest person ever is the person who exemplifies these characteristics the most.

Antonia is the smuchest person ever.

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smuche

When two people come together butt to butt in a scissoring or tribbing formation, and simultaneously shit; there by creating a hot chili dog mess.

Joi: Hey, I have to poop.
Zach: So do I, do you want to smuche and then waffle stomp it down the drain?
Joi: Keke meow!
Zach: Cool, I'll donkey punch you later.
Joi: Erm

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smuchest person ever

Refers to the bestest, most amazing, loving, smucherest, beautiful, kind, caring, understanding, wonderful, smart, hardworking, lovely, funny and impeccable person ever.

Cedar is the smuchest person ever and I love them so so so smuch <3

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Suchess

Suchess a word first coined by Jayne Doe - Describes someone who is acting shady may have a questionable or untrustworthy vibe. Morally bad, despicable, or contemptible: This informal use describes a person or their actions as being extremely unpleasant or low or consistently dishonest in their actions the term Suchessniss can be applied to an activity, like a "shady real estate deal". It can be used to describe someone with a poor reputation or who is involved in scummy behavior.

"She never has anything good to say about makayla but I always she her scrolling her page"

"Yeah that's some suchess behavior right there."

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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