Smuchest is derived from the word smuch, which comes from the mispronunciation of so smuch.
Smuchness is how amazing, wonderful, smart, loving, caring, understanding, etc a person is.

So, the smuchest person ever is the person who exemplifies these characteristics the most.

Antonia is the smuchest person ever.

smuchest person ever by Smuchestpersonever October 29, 2023

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smuche

When two people come together butt to butt in a scissoring or tribbing formation, and simultaneously shit; there by creating a hot chili dog mess.

Joi: Hey, I have to poop.
Zach: So do I, do you want to smuche and then waffle stomp it down the drain?
Joi: Keke meow!
Zach: Cool, I'll donkey punch you later.
Joi: Erm

smuche by G9surfsashore June 23, 2019

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smuchest person ever

Refers to the bestest, most amazing, loving, smucherest, beautiful, kind, caring, understanding, wonderful, smart, hardworking, lovely, funny and impeccable person ever.

Cedar is the smuchest person ever and I love them so so so smuch <3

smuchest person ever by Smuchestpersonever October 29, 2023

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Suchess

Suchess a word first coined by Jayne Doe - Describes someone who is acting shady may have a questionable or untrustworthy vibe. Morally bad, despicable, or contemptible: This informal use describes a person or their actions as being extremely unpleasant or low or consistently dishonest in their actions the term Suchessniss can be applied to an activity, like a "shady real estate deal". It can be used to describe someone with a poor reputation or who is involved in scummy behavior.

"She never has anything good to say about makayla but I always she her scrolling her page"

"Yeah that's some suchess behavior right there."

Suchess by JUSTJAYNEDOE October 24, 2025

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