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Smoove B 

1. A columnist for the Onion, known for his overly detailed paragraphs with a non-detailed sentence as an afterthought while describing dates.
2. A guy who is overly fawning, and usually wants to get into your pants and then find another girl.
1. Smoove B is funny.
2. While Norberto may not have been a Smoove B like his friend Omarion, at least he had a steady girlfriend.
Smoove B by Lucy March 14, 2005
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Smoove B 

Your's Truly. The coolest macinist motherfucker on the face of the planet.
What up B?

That's Smoove B to you motherfucker!
Smoove B by Smoove B March 10, 2005

Smoove Bwain 

Your brain is so Smoove it can do flips, very intelligent, you are capable to be the most immaculate person in the whole world. If you have a Smoove Bwain you are an intellectual, PERIODT.
"I got such a Smoove Bwain, all these ugly wrinkly bwains can't compare."

"You should see Emily's Smoove Bwain, she got a whole A in her test because of it."

"Being a Wrinkle Brain is such horror, I wish I had a Smoove Bwain like Alex."

Baby Smoove 

Baby Smoove Da Franchise And Underated ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ
Baby Smoove Da Goat ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿค

Baby Smoove 

Baby Smoove Underrated ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Baby Smoove 

a fucking burger ๐Ÿ” bdeoliln
Baby Smoove by OswaldDropemoff March 2, 2022

big smoove 

A fat guy named Christopher with extravagant player ways
Girl you better stay away from big smoove you'll be cooking his breakfast naked while he lay up
big smoove by Big smoove December 21, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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