Smoove B

1. A columnist for the Onion, known for his overly detailed paragraphs with a non-detailed sentence as an afterthought while describing dates.
2. A guy who is overly fawning, and usually wants to get into your pants and then find another girl.

1. Smoove B is funny.
2. While Norberto may not have been a Smoove B like his friend Omarion, at least he had a steady girlfriend.

by Lucy March 15, 2005

Smoove B

Your's Truly. The coolest macinist motherfucker on the face of the planet.

What up B?

That's Smoove B to you motherfucker!

by Smoove B March 10, 2005