Definitions by Papazpizza2

Hammond Funny

When you think something is funny but no one else does.

Dude: “I plead the fifth…piece of pizza 🤣 😆 🤣.”

Other dude: “Not funny”
Dude: “It’s hilarious 🤣 “
Other dude: “ok, it’s just Hammond Funny.. 🤨 “

Hammond Funny by Papazpizza2 April 3, 2026

Smooty 

When your mother thinks you are quite the cute little guy!

Did you see my Hooty? He’s such a sweety Smooty!

Smooty by Papazpizza2 March 1, 2024

Sweety smooty

When your granny thinks you’re just the cute little stuff!

My little Hooty Pooty is such a Sweety Smooty!

Sweety smooty by Papazpizza2 February 20, 2024

Sweetysmooty 

The name you’re called when you have all of Granny’s love.

My Hooty Pooty is such a little SweetySmooty! ❤️ 👵🏻

Sweetysmooty by Papazpizza2 February 7, 2024

Wishy washy 

When someone changes their mind and buys a Dodge Dakota Club Cab while they were Van shopping.

Day 1
Person 1: We went Van shopping today, finally found what we were looking for!

Person 2: so what kind of Van did you buy?

Person 1: Dodge Dakota Club Cab!

Person 2: 🤯 what the? My brain hurts!

Day 2
Person 1: We’re moving!

Person 2: Ok where?

Person 1: Anywhere but here! It sucks here!

Day 3
Person 2: Did you decide where you are moving?

Person 1: What? Weez not moving anywhere!

Person 2: Dude dat be wishy washy 🤔

Wishy washy by Papazpizza2 October 27, 2023

Truja$e

When it is only true in the eyes of JA$E.

Bro: Dude you’re fifty, but your girlfriend looks 20!

JA$E: Na she be 35! That’s the truja$e!

Bro: Ok…. Not buying it….

Truja$e by Papazpizza2 October 27, 2023

Dodge Dakota Club Cab 

It’s is a van, sort of. Well, it’s actually a truck, with Van-like attributes.

Person 1: “Hey bud! Heard you bought a van today! What did you get?”

Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”

Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”

Dodge Dakota Club Cab by Papazpizza2 April 20, 2023