Papazpizza2's definitions

Wishy washy

When someone changes their mind and buys a Dodge Dakota Club Cab while they were Van shopping.

Day 1
Person 1: We went Van shopping today, finally found what we were looking for!

Person 2: so what kind of Van did you buy?

Person 1: Dodge Dakota Club Cab!

Person 2: 🤯 what the? My brain hurts!

Day 2
Person 1: We’re moving!

Person 2: Ok where?

Person 1: Anywhere but here! It sucks here!

Day 3
Person 2: Did you decide where you are moving?

Person 1: What? Weez not moving anywhere!

Person 2: Dude dat be wishy washy 🤔

by Papazpizza2 October 27, 2023

Rat Daddy

The coolest guy on the block. Almost too cool!!!

“Dude you’re so cool! Youz the Rat Daddy!!!”

But are you the Rat Grandpa?

by Papazpizza2 April 10, 2023

Dodge Dakota Club Cab

It’s is a van, sort of. Well, it’s actually a truck, with Van-like attributes.

Person 1: “Hey bud! Heard you bought a van today! What did you get?”

Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”

Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”

by Papazpizza2 April 20, 2023

macaladacha

A word used when you can't come up with the right word.

"What the macaladacha is goin on?"
"He is such a macaladacha!"

by Papazpizza2 June 7, 2017

Sweety smooty

When your granny thinks you’re just the cute little stuff!

My little Hooty Pooty is such a Sweety Smooty!

by Papazpizza2 February 20, 2024

Reverse Democrat

When you vote democrat every election cycle without rhyme or reason. You don’t even like any of their policies but think they run the country best… for some unknown reason..

Bob: Hey John, who you voting for this year?
John: Biden, of course! Who else?
Bob: Why?
John: Hmmm, not sure really why…. I’m guess cause I am a democrat?
Bob: Why? They don’t know what gender they are, they want to take your money and give it to druggies, and make your kids watch drag videos…and exterminate innocent children
John: I guess cause… I’m a reverse democrat?!?! Yeah that’s it!!!

by Papazpizza2 April 11, 2023

McMuffinitus

When you need some McD breakfast so bad, you feel sick. People suffering from McMuffinitus feel sick, but are actually starting to regain their health from years of eating that slunch.

I am suffering from McMuffinitus! Hurry! I need some mickey d's!

by Papazpizza2 August 24, 2017