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Smoothie Poo 

1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!
-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.
Smoothie Poo by J-ZUS October 17, 2010
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poo smoothie 

When food turns a perfectly good bowel movement into liquid poo.
"That burrito gave me a poo smoothie."
poo smoothie by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007

Smoochie poo 

A person who is small small in height and adorable cute.
Smoochie poo by Prince shadan January 22, 2019

poop smoothie 

a warm smoothie made of poop.
this poop smoothie is delicious, bob, let me lick your ass!
poop smoothie by Carlos Crespo August 14, 2003

poop smoothie 

a shot consisting half of jager and half of kahula.

poop smothie 

A combination of fecal matter blended up like a malt, made to drink like a milk shake. See fecal fetish for more details.
My boss enjoys a poop smoothie in the morning, he's a fecal freak!
poop smothie by devilcrock666 August 7, 2003