Smoosh Smoosh

Snooki's (Nicole Polizzi) term for a casual sexual encounter, occuring on Jersey Shore. Used in the South Park Episode "New Jersey", in which the Snooki monster can only verbalize the words "smoosh smoosh".

Snooki monster: "Snooki want Smoosh Smoosh!"
Kyle Broflovski: "You're gonna have to go somewhere else to get your smoosh smoosh Snooki!"
Snooki monster: "Awww..."

by veghead95 October 18, 2010

Smoosh smoosh

To have sex with someone.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!

by Grandwing October 18, 2010

Smoosh smoosh

It is what Snooki wants.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!!

by Thatguy Overthere December 20, 2010

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010

smoosh

A combination of smooch and squish. Usually a term of affection.

That kitten is so freaking adorable I just want to smoosh it half to death.

by whatevskies August 14, 2012

Smoosh Flag

Rhymes with douche bag, but twice as douchey. Used in places where the use of douche bag may not be appropriate.

I'm thinking of a phrase, 2 words that rhyme with Smoosh Flag... Oh, you mean douche bag?!

by wyobilly307 May 3, 2011

Smoosh

To have sex with; to fuck

Past Tense: Smooshed

Also See: Smooshing

ie:

-What did you & that whooarh bag do last nite?
-Bro, We smooshed! ;)

by Pumpin-Pauly-G February 3, 2010