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smoodini 

When a guy ditches his mates for a chick
Your mate gets a bit of smoo' n does the smoodini and vanishes
smoodini by leroy carvin April 5, 2008

smooking 

Otherwise known as nasal felching, to smook, is to clean a partners nasal cavities with your tongue.
Jim is Smooking Brenda until she sneezes in his face.
smooking by Rocketflaps May 3, 2016

Spookinitis 

When a white woman has sex with a black man, she now has the “Spookinitis“ which is a disease that comes from the oil’s of a black man’s penis. this means the woman’s insides are ruined forever. She is considered defective.
Jill went out to bang a big black man when she met her new boyfriend who was a white man he asked have you had sex with any black men she said yes I have the man then procedure say you have the Spookinitis
Spookinitis by HighKike May 5, 2025
Person one hey duck did you see spookini
Duck: yeah spookini is afraid of cheese
Spookini by Defiantly not bush June 28, 2026
That guy was a total spookini
I know right he hated that cheese
Spookini by Defiantly not bush July 10, 2026

smurf smooking 

Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.
Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.
smurf smooking by Little loofa August 6, 2016
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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