Smookini

The shameless and blatant telling by a female of the hair removal on her bikini line to people that are not close friends.

My work colleague proceeded to tell me she had a good smookini after the permanent hair removal treatment at the clinic went well.

Smookini by DrQuack September 7, 2008

smoodini 

When a guy ditches his mates for a chick

Your mate gets a bit of smoo' n does the smoodini and vanishes

smoodini by leroy carvin April 5, 2008

smooking 

Otherwise known as nasal felching, to smook, is to clean a partners nasal cavities with your tongue.

Jim is Smooking Brenda until she sneezes in his face.

smooking by Rocketflaps May 3, 2016

Spookinitis 

When a white woman has sex with a black man, she now has the “Spookinitis“ which is a disease that comes from the oil’s of a black man’s penis. this means the woman’s insides are ruined forever. She is considered defective.

Jill went out to bang a big black man when she met her new boyfriend who was a white man he asked have you had sex with any black men she said yes I have the man then procedure say you have the Spookinitis

Spookinitis by HighKike May 5, 2025

Spookini

A man afraid of cheese

Person one hey duck did you see spookini
Duck: yeah spookini is afraid of cheese

Spookini by Defiantly not bush June 28, 2026

Spookini

A man severely afraid of cheese

That guy was a total spookini
I know right he hated that cheese

Spookini by Defiantly not bush July 10, 2026

smurf smooking 

Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.

Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.

smurf smooking by Little loofa August 6, 2016