Spookinitis

When a white woman has sex with a black man, she now has the “Spookinitis“ which is a disease that comes from the oil’s of a black man’s penis. this means the woman’s insides are ruined forever. She is considered defective.

Jill went out to bang a big black man when she met her new boyfriend who was a white man he asked have you had sex with any black men she said yes I have the man then procedure say you have the Spookinitis

Spookinitis by HighKike May 5, 2025

Spoonitism

A made-up condition in which a human believes they are a spoon.

That's a horrific case of spoonitism

Spoonitism by Dr Retard September 26, 2005

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Spookinitis • Spookination • Spoonitism

Spookination

Jack Spooky (The lead singer of the Japanese band, The Candy Spooky Theater)'s self-owned, self-operated assassination company.

A: So someone got killed last night?
B: Yeah, I hear it was the work of Spookination.

Spookination by P@ige August 19, 2007

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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