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Smoked beef 

When someone wants the smoke and they you also happen to have beef with that same person.
The same person can also be seen as a cow.
I swear, if she wants to fight me, she's going to be smoked beef.
Smoked beef by ThiccThighs_ August 10, 2021
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Smoked beef 

A combination of both “smoke” and “beef,” both terms used to refer to a conflict.
“You don’t want this smoked beef fam

smoke beef

when a guy like 2 put naughty mans parts in his mouth for fun or when he has a strange habbit of lightings cows noses and sucking on there arse
you smoke beef, this is good beef here , whoa im stoned on this beef, whoa this beef is good, david lawrence smokes beef, ummmmmm beef,
smoke beef by jonny February 27, 2004

Smoke my Beef 

Another Variation of Smoke my meat

Telling another to put ones penis in mouth and smoke it like cigar or ciggarette

Something a hoodrat would say
Aye Jermaine get down on your knees and smoke my beef asshole

Beef Smoker 

One Who Places Their Mouth Around The Male Penis. Typical To HomoSexuals, see turd burgalar, or shit fucker.
"Damnit Harry, Just Because We Are In Prison Doesn't Mean You Have To Be A Beef Smoker !". "Take You'r Mouth Off Of My Dick".
Beef Smoker by Clemattis November 26, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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