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Smokadoink

The word "Smokadoink" is Norwegian slang for "Smoke a Marijuana Joint"
Cheech: Hey man! wanna go Smokadoink?
Chong: Hell yeah!
Smokadoink by Keefy Keef October 8, 2020

Smokeginity 

a non existent essence within a person before they first smoke weed, it is something that isn't, rather then something that is, once said smoke-virgin has smoked for the first time their smokeginity is taken.

often a before someones smokeginity is taken they are closed of to the ways of drugs and are highly convinced they are evil and bad for you.
Sarah-what are you doing on Friday?
Hannah- I'm hanging out with Patrick, i'm gonna take his Smokeginity .
Sarah- woah, I thought that kid would never smoke weed!
Smokeginity by Python27 August 30, 2014

Smokehounds 

Smokehound in its plural form.
A Smokehound is a prodigy of Shecky McFireman, a single smokehound is generally referred to as a bad mother fucker, but a group of smokehounds will then be referred to as some of the baddest mother fuckers to ever touch the forge.
"Who are all those good looking, strong folks over there working their asses off?"

"Oh Dave, those are smokehounds."

Billy: Deploying and handling a 2.5 is a one man job
Jon: You're such a smoke hound
Smokehounds by Just1of48 January 7, 2020

The Smokening

An event or series of events that consists of nonstop marijuana smoking. The participants of any said "smokening" will be subject to a forecast of giant kush clouds for the entire duration of the event.
The Smokening of 2017 was said to be one of the dankest times ever recorded. A walking chimney on kushcation from Finland strolled through Copenhagen with visibility at an all time low in the surrounding vicinity and a bomb ass aroma that could be traced for miles. The Smokening continued to hit every major European country in early 2018 bringing an unprecedented layer of haze over each affected city well into Spring.

smokeachino

a coffee drink consisting of the two most addicting substances in the world: caffeine and nicotine. Invented by Janitor.
Man, I'm jonesin' for a tasty warm beverage. Waiter, I'd like a smokeachino.
smokeachino by The Janitor January 1, 2007

smokemon 

A spoof of pokemon where the characters get high all the time.
Smokemon is funny.
smokemon by No identity June 23, 2003
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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