The art of "throwing a smokebomb" is when a person leaves very suddenly without telling anyone. Usually when a group is out drinking and someone has had too much.
This is when you meet someone that is Shiny and New, and they actually turn out not to be a cunt. So you're able to chat them up and have a good time conversating with them. Then when the time comes to part ways, you're so caught up in having a good time with them your dumb ass forgot to get ANY kind of contact information. And you know deep down that you will never see them again. Thus you got caught up in the smoke and grenaded any chance of anything with them.
Bro 1: Bro! I meet this girl at the DMV and she was smoken hott. She is the one, bro! She's the one!
Bro 2: Did you get the Number/Social media/Name or anything?
Bro 1: F***! no! I let myself get Smokebombed.
The hand gesture to tell others that you are drunk passed the point of being tipsy. The gesture is: hand motion of a ninja karate chop repeated several times in a row.
I drank to much its like I been blinded by a smokebomb, damn ninjas.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*