smoke meat 

A tiny penis
Small cock

That kid Dustin has a smoke meat.

smoke meat by Trev Trev June 29, 2007

smoke meat 

When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.

"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."

smoke meat by ElvisWong January 14, 2009

Smoke Meat 

When a male has a extremely under average penis

usually ranging to be 1-2 inches, and is constantly picked on

In some cases a female with an abnormaly above average Clitoris size

can also bean appropriate use for this term

Gay fish 1: Dude that ryan kid has a Smoke meat!!

Gay fish 2: I know I saw him walking by in the lockeroom, he's got a tic- tac In between his legs!!

Gay fish 1:haha lets pick on him like we did to logan!!

Smoke Meat by T>H>O>M>A>S June 2, 2009

smoke meat cigars 

engage in felatio

She smokes meat cigars
I like to smoke meat cigars

smoke meat cigars by ComanderKeen April 13, 2003

smoke the meat pipe 

Slang term meaning to "suck dick".

Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.

smoke the meat pipe by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

smoke my meat 

A variation of the phrase "smoke my cock".

1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust

2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks.

3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.

If my boss thinks I'm going to clean up his shit he can smoke my fuckin' meat.

That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal.

You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.

smoke my meat by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010

Smoke a meat cigar 

To suck someones dick.

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.

Smoke a meat cigar by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010