Skip to main content
Smoigen is a act of affection towards someone of the opposite sex. It could either be a hug to full blown anal gang rape.
Man1: How far have you gone with her bro?
Man2: Aww you know just smoigen her ay...
Smoigen by ANONEEEMOUS September 16, 2009
Words you can keep
A smoigel is a traditional Jewish fruit basket that has only green fruits but no pears!!
Jim: this is for you
Adam: what is it?
Jim: a smoigel
Adam: a what?
Jim: a smoigel

Johnny: you know, a smoigel

Jim: happy birthday, pusface
smoigel by Pissface_ October 31, 2018
Related Words
another word for long socks. it is a better way to say long socks because it is shorter and easier to say and it sounds more sophisticated.

Written by the Loig master.
Go put soigen on, it's freezing.
soigen by Choikensen April 6, 2017

Snoigens 

A word that's in use for a replacement involving any label in the infinite grammar structure of the infinite language.
Don't be afraid of snoigens or snoigens will be afraid of you!

Ooh! Snoigens in so intellectual for me to pronounce!

I know, the best thing is the snoigens.
Snoigens by Snoigens August 26, 2010
A short time frame, or object
I'll talk to you in a smigent
smigent by whiptcream21 August 30, 2010

Smoogens 

Smoogens can be anything, or be used to describe anything. It also can be used alone as an expression.
"Dude, smoogens."
"Hey Juan did you see that? Yea Tyler, smoogens."
Smoogens by Mo Lokal March 9, 2008

Shoigenmeisteer 

Yo, that shoigenmeisteer stole my watch
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next