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A Stoian is always there for you, but will tell you how it is. You can hear a Stoian before you can see them. They are loving, down to earth, but crazy. Just do not get on their bad side. They will always bring the party wherever they go. If you meet a Stoian make sure to become friends with them because you will regret it. Everyone loves a Stoian because they are smart, faithful, down to earth, funny, and hard working.
I met a Stoian yesterday and they were awesome
Stoian by Big Daddy Stoian June 20, 2019
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person a: wtf are u smoing
person b: it's smoking dumbass
smoing by daktour_noob January 8, 2022
To inhale the smoke caused from lighting marijuana on fire. Usually out of geebs, glass, blunts, joints, vaporizers, and if you’re a broke bitch perhaps an apple would suffice.
Bro 1- Smoin?

Bro 2- yeah bro I need to get high
Smoin by Watermelon alien January 2, 2019
A portmanteau of smoke and oink, it is the act of smoking cigarettes, cigars, pipes, etc. in a hedonistic and excessive manner. It is often associated with overweight men who are into smoking fetishism. Such a person may be referred to as a “smoinker.” They may or may not also masturbate or have sex while smoking as well. It is also the sound made by a smoke pig.
Chris is such a fat sloppy cigar pig. Look at him smoink!

The fat smoinker loves to smoke cigars while drinking and watching porn all day.
smoink by Beefwellington85 July 5, 2023
A fort or shelter contructed from miscellanious household items, primarily sofa cushions, blankets, chairs. It is used for games and social drinking. The name originates from the first person shooter Weirdies vs. Worm-King, in which Level 8 is based around the protection of a rudimentary shelter, led by King Smointy the Second, against minions of the Worm-King.
The smointy was structurally unsound, yet the snack-eating folk inside were confortable and warm.
smointy by Tree Anenome November 5, 2009

Smoinked 

Another way of saying get wrecked or destroyed.You usually say it when you are destroying people on Xbox, fights,or sports.
Yo we just straight smoinked on your team yesterday in fortnite.
Smoinked by Hudson Renner June 16, 2018
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Slop Grenade

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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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