Smoian

A hot girl who comes from the land of hotness. A synonym for the term “smoke show.”

Dude! Check out the smoian that just walked in!

by The Don of Douglish April 15, 2022

Stoian

A Stoian is always there for you, but will tell you how it is. You can hear a Stoian before you can see them. They are loving, down to earth, but crazy. Just do not get on their bad side. They will always bring the party wherever they go. If you meet a Stoian make sure to become friends with them because you will regret it. Everyone loves a Stoian because they are smart, faithful, down to earth, funny, and hard working.

I met a Stoian yesterday and they were awesome

by Big Daddy Stoian June 20, 2019

smoing

Misspelled word for 'smoking'.

person a: wtf are u smoing
person b: it's smoking dumbass

by daktour_noob January 8, 2022

Smoin

To inhale the smoke caused from lighting marijuana on fire. Usually out of geebs, glass, blunts, joints, vaporizers, and if you’re a broke bitch perhaps an apple would suffice.

Bro 1- Smoin?

Bro 2- yeah bro I need to get high

by Watermelon alien January 2, 2019

smoink

A portmanteau of smoke and oink, it is the act of smoking cigarettes, cigars, pipes, etc. in a hedonistic and excessive manner. It is often associated with overweight men who are into smoking fetishism. Such a person may be referred to as a “smoinker.” They may or may not also masturbate or have sex while smoking as well. It is also the sound made by a smoke pig.

Chris is such a fat sloppy cigar pig. Look at him smoink!

The fat smoinker loves to smoke cigars while drinking and watching porn all day.

by Beefwellington85 July 5, 2023

smointy

A fort or shelter contructed from miscellanious household items, primarily sofa cushions, blankets, chairs. It is used for games and social drinking. The name originates from the first person shooter Weirdies vs. Worm-King, in which Level 8 is based around the protection of a rudimentary shelter, led by King Smointy the Second, against minions of the Worm-King.

The smointy was structurally unsound, yet the snack-eating folk inside were confortable and warm.

by Tree Anenome November 5, 2009

Smoinked

Another way of saying get wrecked or destroyed.You usually say it when you are destroying people on Xbox, fights,or sports.

Yo we just straight smoinked on your team yesterday in fortnite.

by Hudson Renner June 16, 2018