Smocaine is a crack detective who is literally on heroin on the job but is still the best cop on the force. He doesn't play by the rules, but that's his strength.
"He's a damn good cop when he's straight and sober, but somehow the heroin gives him an edge". Quote from Smocaine 3
Smokane is actually slang for Spokane, WA. This term is use by people in coeur d'alene, Id because in Idaho pot isn't legal like Washington. And the drive is about 45 minutes.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"