Smock Party 

A BAMF gay pride party where the attendees must wear different colored band aids on their bodies and a different colored nail polish on each finger nail.

Jeffree Star: omg, so are you're going to Greg's smock party?
Chris Crocker: any excuse to taste your rainbow, baby!

Smock Party by ilovechriscrocker&jeffreestar February 18, 2009

wears a smock to a party 

when using this phrase, it means you are referring to the person or idea as being lame.

Jess wears a smock to a party.

Wanna watch America's Next Top Model?
No way, that show wears a smock to a party.

wears a smock to a party by Ryan..the kid January 13, 2008

Sock Party

When two or more people put something heavy (like a bar of soap) in tube socks and repeatedly flail an unsuspecting victim.

Peter is being such a DB. He definitely deserves a sock party tonight.

Sock Party by RandomThoughtGenerator March 26, 2010

Cincinnati sock party 

Shitting in a tube sock and adding broken glass and using the sock to beat a victim.

I would like to give Ron Thompson a day long Cincinnati sock party since he is such a tool.

Cincinnati sock party by TRM January 2, 2008

Sock Party

An informal gathering where appropriate attire for gentlemen is a sock over the genitals, and nothing else.

I wouldn't go in function room "C" if I were you, the Bristol Wheelchair Morris Dancer's Society are having their AGM, and it's turned into a Sock Party.

Sock Party by Sock Party Dre November 8, 2010

Sock Party

When a group of people get together and party hardy in their favorite pair or pairs of socks. And Dance Dance Dance and Mingle. And Laugh and Celebrate Life in their comfy socks. Including snacks and drinks and sock games and a BEST SOCK CONTEST. Best party you'll have of the year. You can even wear your PJ's if you want. To be EXTRA SOCK PARTY COMFY. :)

"OMG. GUYS! Friday is the sock party! Did you pick your socks you wanna wear yet?"

"Dude, that sock party last weekend was the dopest party yet. I should have one the best socks contest tho."

Sock Party by PrincessRae725 August 31, 2021

Sock party

A fight with lowlifes

A man acted like an oil turd when I missed the exact change at work so I guess I'll give him a sock party

Sock party by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018