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Smith Hall 

Supposedly a dorm in the United States. In reality, Smith Hall does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from Smith Hall it is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are walking through Smith Hall you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. This knowledge is commonly introduced to college freshmen.
Blond chick: Hey, I’m going to Smith Hall

Sexy red-haired dude: No you’re not. It doesn’t exists.
Smith Hall by emwillis98 March 1, 2018
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halle smith 

A Gorgeous, beautiful sexy girl and with a lot of friends
halle smith by Swans27 March 2, 2017

Smithfalls 

A dirt town 40 approx. minutes from Ottawa where teenage pregnancy is very high and every shit-home in town has no bathtub or shower and is owned by some mental-drug addict that thinks hes tough shit. The I.Q of every 8000 or so people that live there is said to be below 90, and the majority of them drop out by high school or grade 10.
john: hey, lets go to smith falls.
joel: nah man, i just showered.

mom: you're gonna attend high school in smithfalls
girl: but mom, my I.Q is a lot higher then 90.
Smithfalls by jimbo123232323 March 20, 2011

smithgall 

Giving someone a dirty handjob. Like a dirty magic trick.
I gave Amar a smithgall yesterday in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure he liked it.
smithgall by Kimjaycute June 8, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026