Smithfalls

A dirt town 40 approx. minutes from Ottawa where teenage pregnancy is very high and every shit-home in town has no bathtub or shower and is owned by some mental-drug addict that thinks hes tough shit. The I.Q of every 8000 or so people that live there is said to be below 90, and the majority of them drop out by high school or grade 10.

john: hey, lets go to smith falls.
joel: nah man, i just showered.

mom: you're gonna attend high school in smithfalls
girl: but mom, my I.Q is a lot higher then 90.

by jimbo123232323 March 20, 2011

Smithfillian

A resident living in the shit hole small town of Smithfield WV

At first I thought Snookie was a Smithfillian!

by Jennifer Sue June 16, 2011

smithgall

Giving someone a dirty handjob. Like a dirty magic trick.

I gave Amar a smithgall yesterday in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure he liked it.

by Kimjaycute June 8, 2016