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smithgall by Kimjaycute June 8, 2016
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Smithville
You don't know what's worse, the potent smell of chicken shit or the constant sight of inbreds. If your looking for a good hoe down where you can lose your virginity to a relative, this town is your best chance. There is a running joke in the Niagara Region, that everyone from Smithville fucks their cousins. ( Proven true multiple times). The KKK possibly remains alive in this town, the saying around the town is "if your black turn back" because of all the white hicks that hang out in the Tim Hortons parking lot with their jacked up trucks and loud country music. Usually after a long day of making minimum wage everyone hits the local bar "Touchdown Willy's" and spends their entire paycheck on beers and "Canadian Classic cigarettes". Most of the youth in this town still lives with their parents and are just waiting to inherit their house when they die so the cycle can continue.
Jack Whattam: "YE HAW ! I just done shot me a turkey, I'm bout to head on over to "Willy's" in me new jacked up truck for some brewski's and darts.
Cletus: "HELLS YA let's do it yall! MY COUSIN IS GOIN TO BE THERE AND IM GETTING LAID!!!!!!! I love SMITHVILLE!"
Cletus: "HELLS YA let's do it yall! MY COUSIN IS GOIN TO BE THERE AND IM GETTING LAID!!!!!!! I love SMITHVILLE!"
Smithville by SmithvilleHick69 November 29, 2018
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Smithville TN
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Smithfalls
A dirt town 40 approx. minutes from Ottawa where teenage pregnancy is very high and every shit-home in town has no bathtub or shower and is owned by some mental-drug addict that thinks hes tough shit. The I.Q of every 8000 or so people that live there is said to be below 90, and the majority of them drop out by high school or grade 10.
john: hey, lets go to smith falls.
joel: nah man, i just showered.
mom: you're gonna attend high school in smithfalls
girl: but mom, my I.Q is a lot higher then 90.
joel: nah man, i just showered.
mom: you're gonna attend high school in smithfalls
girl: but mom, my I.Q is a lot higher then 90.
Smithfalls by jimbo123232323 March 20, 2011
Smithfillian
Smithfillian by Jennifer Sue June 16, 2011
Smithville
Smithville is a town with a Timmies. Well that Tim's is now overrun with Pakis. You walk in there and all you can smell is the curry, and all you hear is "Allahu Akbar". That's it. Like holy shit, speak english for petes sakes.
Smithville by SnailMaster69 December 14, 2019
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