smithgall

Giving someone a dirty handjob. Like a dirty magic trick.

I gave Amar a smithgall yesterday in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure he liked it.

by Kimjaycute June 8, 2016

Smithville

You don't know what's worse, the potent smell of chicken shit or the constant sight of inbreds. If your looking for a good hoe down where you can lose your virginity to a relative, this town is your best chance. There is a running joke in the Niagara Region, that everyone from Smithville fucks their cousins. ( Proven true multiple times). The KKK possibly remains alive in this town, the saying around the town is "if your black turn back" because of all the white hicks that hang out in the Tim Hortons parking lot with their jacked up trucks and loud country music. Usually after a long day of making minimum wage everyone hits the local bar "Touchdown Willy's" and spends their entire paycheck on beers and "Canadian Classic cigarettes". Most of the youth in this town still lives with their parents and are just waiting to inherit their house when they die so the cycle can continue.

Jack Whattam: "YE HAW ! I just done shot me a turkey, I'm bout to head on over to "Willy's" in me new jacked up truck for some brewski's and darts.

Cletus: "HELLS YA let's do it yall! MY COUSIN IS GOIN TO BE THERE AND IM GETTING LAID!!!!!!! I love SMITHVILLE!"

by SmithvilleHick69 November 29, 2018

smithville flats

located 7 miles north of greene ny, is ranked 10th in the nation for the highest weed abundance in the nation. Known as the land of bad asses. known also for its awsome hunting and fishing.

dude smithville flats is were the parties are at!

by Jimbo Sam Murphy February 25, 2011

Smithville TN

A small town in central Tennessee which represents the worst of the redneck stereotype, where most of the population uses dip to extremes, plenty of meth charges, high murder rate per capita, and trucks.

"Fuck, you passed through Smithville TN ? Shit man..."

by LiquidMother February 24, 2017

Smithfalls

A dirt town 40 approx. minutes from Ottawa where teenage pregnancy is very high and every shit-home in town has no bathtub or shower and is owned by some mental-drug addict that thinks hes tough shit. The I.Q of every 8000 or so people that live there is said to be below 90, and the majority of them drop out by high school or grade 10.

john: hey, lets go to smith falls.
joel: nah man, i just showered.

mom: you're gonna attend high school in smithfalls
girl: but mom, my I.Q is a lot higher then 90.

by jimbo123232323 March 20, 2011

Smithfillian

A resident living in the shit hole small town of Smithfield WV

At first I thought Snookie was a Smithfillian!

by Jennifer Sue June 16, 2011

Smithville

Smithville is a town with a Timmies. Well that Tim's is now overrun with Pakis. You walk in there and all you can smell is the curry, and all you hear is "Allahu Akbar". That's it. Like holy shit, speak english for petes sakes.

Smithville? You mean India?

by SnailMaster69 December 14, 2019