When a person who usually dresses and looks very plain or frumpy gets all sexy in sexy clothes, hair or makeup but doesn't impress you because you remember what the person usually looks like.

After Mertyle changed her usual look of sweats and baggy t-shits, she looked like a sexy potato at the party with that big hair, fake eyelashes and low cut dress.

sexy potato by Ingrid Carlos December 19, 2008

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sexy potato

1. A term used when describing a potato that is indeed sexy.

2. A secret code for some random thing you don't want your friends to find out about (a crush, drugs, etc.)

3. A phrase used to freak out friends while playing hangman.

That is one sexy potato.

So I was talking to sexy potato yesterday....

My friend got freaked out when I used the term "sexy potato" as a secret phrase for hangman the other day.

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Sexy potato

Also known as Qynn. A sexy potato is an extremely hot/sexy person

Look at that person over there they're such a sexy potato

Sexy potato by The10008whoran April 14, 2022

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Super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf

Its when you nut to a trex in a maid costume.

I just jerked off to a trex in a maid dress and did a super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf aaaauuuuggghhhhh.

Super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022

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Sexy potatoes

A group of friends who are not particularly attractive, but think each other are beautiful.

Ann, Maddy, and Ai are sexy potatoes.

Sexy potatoes by Aisuuu November 11, 2012

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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