Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Joe Smetona
The great-grandson of the last Lithuanian President, Antanas Smetona. Smoking hot philosopher with an awesome backhand. Intelligent, handsome, loves the ladies.
Joe Smetona by Kate Larson February 25, 2008
smetana'd
The sexual act in which you cuck your mate whilst he is busy providing his backpussy in the slammer. This is done via the seductive art of cunnilinguistics, performed upon his wifey until she gushes extreme amounts of pussy nectar and thus falls in love with you instead.
setonam
Setonam is one of the best people to walk this earth. She’s a badass , absolutely pretty and has a great sense of aesthetics. She doesn’t think highly of herself, but be absolutely should ! Everyone needs a Setonam in her/his life.
setonam by Joxahiemdjo March 26, 2020
setonax
SETONAX is made out of two words: setonas + naxuj* and means magic creature(or event caused by that creature) that interferes or manifests itself in the most inappropriate place and time. This manifestation causes a lot of distress and FAIL to occur. The setonax is also closely related to JKL**-LISG*** and that combined in the triumvirate completes the cycle of misery for regular people. If setonax becomes attached to particular person, that person becomes mentally ill and dies.
---
*nahuj(nachuj, na chuj, na xuj) -- journey not defined in terms of distance nor direction but implies that one must go and while constantly fucking him(her)self in the ass and joggling go far far away and die.
**JKL -- Jebanas Kaimas Lietuva. definition of Lithuania.
***LISG -- Lietuvos Internetas Super Gaidys. describes situation in Lithuanian internet. Means epic stress caused by downloading 1Gb file over Dial-up connection. and disconnect on 98%. without resume or reconnect because the phone line has no tone.
These terms occurred between 2000 and 2003 in #BeOS on irc.data.lt. They are in use and widespread. LISG for instance does not only refer to Lithuanian Internet, but to any Internet Connection that is fucked up or otherwise challenged.
created by Mops.
---
*nahuj(nachuj, na chuj, na xuj) -- journey not defined in terms of distance nor direction but implies that one must go and while constantly fucking him(her)self in the ass and joggling go far far away and die.
**JKL -- Jebanas Kaimas Lietuva. definition of Lithuania.
***LISG -- Lietuvos Internetas Super Gaidys. describes situation in Lithuanian internet. Means epic stress caused by downloading 1Gb file over Dial-up connection. and disconnect on 98%. without resume or reconnect because the phone line has no tone.
These terms occurred between 2000 and 2003 in #BeOS on irc.data.lt. They are in use and widespread. LISG for instance does not only refer to Lithuanian Internet, but to any Internet Connection that is fucked up or otherwise challenged.
created by Mops.
CD-ROM stops burning -- setonax occurred.
error in program that just cannot be debugged -- setonax is messin' with ya.
metro delay occurred -- setonax manifestation.
internet is too slow -- LISG
the only way to celebrate country's important date is to run marathon -- JKL
error in program that just cannot be debugged -- setonax is messin' with ya.
metro delay occurred -- setonax manifestation.
internet is too slow -- LISG
the only way to celebrate country's important date is to run marathon -- JKL
setonax by Viaceslav (Mops) January 19, 2008
Smetana
A smetana is characterized by a perpetual five o'clock shadow and possession of a virtual sniper rifle. Someone who spends every waking hour practicing the use of a sniper rifle in Halo 2, is said to be a smetana. A smetana's self esteem is based on his Halo 2 performance on any given day. When winning, a smetana is known to make obscure Grandma's Boy quotes. However, when a smetana loses he will stay hidden in his ill lit cave and brag about his hit percentage as if it compensates for the lack of a victory.
When at a party, smetanas usually can be seen doing the brune, or creeping on freshmen girls.
When at a party, smetanas usually can be seen doing the brune, or creeping on freshmen girls.
smetana
to repeat a story/tale to the same audience; to tell a story over and over again whilst still expecting audience appreciation. It is often a symptom of shit chat.
smetana by simon kaufman June 25, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.