Smetona 

The highest level of CHAD that can possibly be reached, also could be used to distiguish the greatness of ones facial hair.

Look at Joe! He has changed so much, only Smetona could match him at this point.

Smetona by Ram0si February 1, 2021

Joe Smetona 

The great-grandson of the last Lithuanian President, Antanas Smetona. Smoking hot philosopher with an awesome backhand. Intelligent, handsome, loves the ladies.

Wow, that guy just pulled a Joe Smetona!
He is so Joe Smetona!
What would Joe Smetona do?

Joe Smetona by Kate Larson February 25, 2008

smetana'd 

The sexual act in which you cuck your mate whilst he is busy providing his backpussy in the slammer. This is done via the seductive art of cunnilinguistics, performed upon his wifey until she gushes extreme amounts of pussy nectar and thus falls in love with you instead.

I smetana'd that cuckbert good and proper, by taking his boo-thang down to the behanna, and giving her vegana my banana till she dripped that delicious pussy nectar.

smetana'd by ice-b June 17, 2018

setonam 

Setonam is one of the best people to walk this earth. She’s a badass , absolutely pretty and has a great sense of aesthetics. She doesn’t think highly of herself, but be absolutely should ! Everyone needs a Setonam in her/his life.

Have you seen the new pictures Setonam made, they are amazing, she is so talented.

setonam by Joxahiemdjo March 26, 2020

setonax 

SETONAX is made out of two words: setonas + naxuj* and means magic creature(or event caused by that creature) that interferes or manifests itself in the most inappropriate place and time. This manifestation causes a lot of distress and FAIL to occur. The setonax is also closely related to JKL**-LISG*** and that combined in the triumvirate completes the cycle of misery for regular people. If setonax becomes attached to particular person, that person becomes mentally ill and dies.
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*nahuj(nachuj, na chuj, na xuj) -- journey not defined in terms of distance nor direction but implies that one must go and while constantly fucking him(her)self in the ass and joggling go far far away and die.
**JKL -- Jebanas Kaimas Lietuva. definition of Lithuania.
***LISG -- Lietuvos Internetas Super Gaidys. describes situation in Lithuanian internet. Means epic stress caused by downloading 1Gb file over Dial-up connection. and disconnect on 98%. without resume or reconnect because the phone line has no tone.
These terms occurred between 2000 and 2003 in #BeOS on irc.data.lt. They are in use and widespread. LISG for instance does not only refer to Lithuanian Internet, but to any Internet Connection that is fucked up or otherwise challenged.

created by Mops.

CD-ROM stops burning -- setonax occurred.
error in program that just cannot be debugged -- setonax is messin' with ya.
metro delay occurred -- setonax manifestation.
internet is too slow -- LISG
the only way to celebrate country's important date is to run marathon -- JKL

setonax by Viaceslav (Mops) January 19, 2008

Smetana 

A smetana is characterized by a perpetual five o'clock shadow and possession of a virtual sniper rifle. Someone who spends every waking hour practicing the use of a sniper rifle in Halo 2, is said to be a smetana. A smetana's self esteem is based on his Halo 2 performance on any given day. When winning, a smetana is known to make obscure Grandma's Boy quotes. However, when a smetana loses he will stay hidden in his ill lit cave and brag about his hit percentage as if it compensates for the lack of a victory.

When at a party, smetanas usually can be seen doing the brune, or creeping on freshmen girls.

Unless they invent a water resistant xbox, I don't think that Smetana will ever shower.

Smetana by DKalb21 March 4, 2007

smetana 

to repeat a story/tale to the same audience; to tell a story over and over again whilst still expecting audience appreciation. It is often a symptom of shit chat.

Jack the other day did a smetana and it wasn't even a good story in the first place.

smetana by simon kaufman June 25, 2008