Smetana 

A smetana is characterized by a perpetual five o'clock shadow and possession of a virtual sniper rifle. Someone who spends every waking hour practicing the use of a sniper rifle in Halo 2, is said to be a smetana. A smetana's self esteem is based on his Halo 2 performance on any given day. When winning, a smetana is known to make obscure Grandma's Boy quotes. However, when a smetana loses he will stay hidden in his ill lit cave and brag about his hit percentage as if it compensates for the lack of a victory.

When at a party, smetanas usually can be seen doing the brune, or creeping on freshmen girls.

Unless they invent a water resistant xbox, I don't think that Smetana will ever shower.

Smetana by DKalb21 March 4, 2007

smetana 

to repeat a story/tale to the same audience; to tell a story over and over again whilst still expecting audience appreciation. It is often a symptom of shit chat.

Jack the other day did a smetana and it wasn't even a good story in the first place.

smetana by simon kaufman June 25, 2008

smetana 

butterfly

look at that smetana in the sky

smetana by cassy24 August 23, 2010

smetana'd 

The sexual act in which you cuck your mate whilst he is busy providing his backpussy in the slammer. This is done via the seductive art of cunnilinguistics, performed upon his wifey until she gushes extreme amounts of pussy nectar and thus falls in love with you instead.

I smetana'd that cuckbert good and proper, by taking his boo-thang down to the behanna, and giving her vegana my banana till she dripped that delicious pussy nectar.

smetana'd by ice-b June 17, 2018

smetankalicious 

Being of the highest magnitude of smetanka. Having endless amounts of smetankitude.

Chocolate ice cream is smetanka, but hot fudge sundaes are smetankalicious.

Salsa music is so smetankalicious.

Even though Jared is a Lancy, he is the most smetankalicious dude I know.

smetankalicious by EE 4 eva! June 29, 2004

Joe Smetona 

The great-grandson of the last Lithuanian President, Antanas Smetona. Smoking hot philosopher with an awesome backhand. Intelligent, handsome, loves the ladies.

Wow, that guy just pulled a Joe Smetona!
He is so Joe Smetona!
What would Joe Smetona do?

Joe Smetona by Kate Larson February 25, 2008

smetankalicious 

A state where a person, object, or entity is even cooler than communicated by the use of smetanka; an extreme state of smetanka; something both tasty and smetanka

Liz, she's smetanka, but Stephanie, now SHE is smetankalicious!

smetankalicious by Jared June 28, 2004