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Smashologist 

A guy with a massive black cock and chocolate six pack. You will get smashed to pieces by this guy and is gareenteed that you will end up on a wheelchair the next morning.
Random: Teach me how to be a smashologist

Smashologist: You just need a massive black cock like me.
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Swishology 

The study of swish.
Marv Albert:Oh! Ray Allen with the dagger!
Reggie Miller: He got his degree in swishology marv. Call him a doctor.
Swishology by the black maple leaf February 5, 2010
noun
- the science of animalistic seth behavior.
- the study of the human seth; behavior and social organization from a psychological perspective.
Most quotes fashioned after sethology are unnecessary, unexpected, and unwarranted- save yourself for it is ridiculous and may cause harm to the point of uncertainty of being.
Sethology by wustang October 21, 2014

Smetology 

A religion where men worships women’s ass and boobs.
Men who join this religion are not allowed to settle for less boobs or ass.
We have made arrangements with the smetologists. They pay huge sums for women with ass and boobs.

Smetology is a religion where ass and boobs are worshipped.
Smetology by HisRoyalBlackness November 9, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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