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Smellcheck

A discreet and quick whiff of the underarms to find out how bad you smell; usually disguised as an awkward strech or yawn
dude before you put your arm around a girl ALWAYS do a Smellcheck.
by greenlion5 December 25, 2007
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Smell Check

When you smell things like a dog, in order to find evidence of drugs.
Guy 1: "Dude, do I smell like pot."

Guy 2: "Let me do a smell check. No, you're good."
by Abriel Ole September 13, 2016
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smell check

Double checking the clothes you put on for any funky odors before getting dressed and leaving the house.
Damn, homeboy should have run a smell check on his pants before he came to work today. Dude smells like funky taint.
by Adam L. Bennett December 15, 2008
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Spellchecker Dyslexia

The act of when a spellchecker gives you alterative spellings of a missed spelled word that are not even close to the word you typed. Even to the point of giving you alterative spellings that don’t even start with the same letter.
John: “Why did you put ‘Zigzags’ at the bottom of your text?
Sherry: “I guess my blackberry has Spellchecker Dyslexia and changed 'xoxoxo' to 'zigzags' when it spelljacked my text”.
by Stealth KC May 5, 2010
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spellcheck-lockout

When a person publishes a piece of writing with a spelling error in it that he/she cannot change. Happens after writing has been submitted, and the person realizes that the error will be there for an eternity. The spelling error will be a crack in a perfectly sculpted piece of art, but however fantastic the art is people will only notice the spelling error. Such events drive the creator straight up the crazy tree, and they also drive the viewer into a region I like to call spellcheck-lockoutville, also known as the cookoo corner.
1. The spellcheck-lockout forced me to come to terms with the fact that my English essay entitled "Words of the English Language" wasn't going to be worth shit.

2. Right after I published my 856 page autobiography about my life I realized i had spelled automobile, autamobile. I cried for 3.5 months when I realized that there wasn't a damn thing I could do about my spellcheck-lockout. Now whenever I encounter another human life they say, "Autamobile Tyler? Really? There's a fucking o after the t you stupid piece a shit. What the fuck were you thinking?"
And I can only reply," I messed up, and I will never let it happen again for as long as I live."
They then reply, "Well you truly fucked up the word automobile, so Im gonna make sure this is a promise you'll be able to keep dirtbag."
Next they take out a plasma sword and just go to fucking town on my stomach and neck.
by Neptuner January 17, 2009
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Smell-Check

A check done by men during foreplay to see if a chick is clean enough to eat out. The guy fingers the chick's pussy and then he gets his fingers back into range of his nose to sniff without the chick noticing. It is easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck
Porn stars do not do the Smell-Check; 'Regualr' guys do.
by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011
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freudian spellcheck

That awkward moment when your spellcheck knows what you wanted to say better than you do...
I was trying to type something "annually" about these two guy best friends and my spellcheck suggested "anally" .... freudian spellcheck!
by sleepysound May 24, 2012
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