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spellcheckese 

The confusing language that results when you use text messaging on an iphone or other device that has spellchecker, grammar checker or automatic word completion function and fail to notice the garbled sentence before sending.
I got this crazy message from my boss written in spellcheckese. I guess he doesn't know how to turn off the automatic correction on his new iphone.
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spellcheckese 

A spoken street language where you throw in a random word or two in the middle of the sentence. This mimics the spellchecker contributions on mobile devices.
Joe: "It was meant to be cheesecake chicken, instead it was all chillies and ton of salt"
May: "WTF!"
Joe: "schezuan"

May:"Ah, spellcheckese"
spellcheckese by CXF0294 March 5, 2017

Spellchecker Dyslexia 

The act of when a spellchecker gives you alterative spellings of a missed spelled word that are not even close to the word you typed. Even to the point of giving you alterative spellings that don’t even start with the same letter.
John: “Why did you put ‘Zigzags’ at the bottom of your text?
Sherry: “I guess my blackberry has Spellchecker Dyslexia and changed 'xoxoxo' to 'zigzags' when it spelljacked my text”.

Spellchecker

A useful tool that way too many people do not, but should be, taking advantage of. spellcheck, n00b, lazy, ignant, wtf
Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

WTF! Don't you have access to a spellchecker of some kind?
Spellchecker by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004

Spellchecked 

You: I went to a store for deaf people and it was really quite...
Me: Really quite what?
You: It means noise level, loser
Me: It's quiet, loser. Bam, you've been spellchecked!
Spellchecked by Sarge31 August 17, 2011

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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