Smegmask 

The act of placing another mans boxers on one's face while masturbating, obligatory extras include listening to heavy metal while masturbating, headbanging, wearing nothing but a pair of mismatching socks and making a strange noise.

Guy 1: 'Man, I just finished smegmasking, brutal'
Guy 2: 'That's what all that noise was... wait, whose boxers did you use?'

Smegmask by smegmasker September 29, 2008

smegmasaurus 

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus

That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!

smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007

smegmasbord 

That rare situation when a woman finds herself in the middle of a circle jerk where every man is uncircumcised and reeks of dick cheese.

Cameraman: Hey what the hell is that smell?

Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!

smegmasbord by The Bone Rollercoaster October 2, 2016

Smegmaster 

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”

Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!

Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020

smegmaster 

appliance used to remove large amounts of smegma from a very cheesy cock.

Damn, Bob! You really stink. Please go use my smegmaster.

smegmaster by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006

Smegmasturbation 

1. The act of performing a handjob on a penis so covered by cheese that you can't actually see the penis itself, but only a mass full of yellowish, crusted and smelly smegma cheese. Usually performed on homeless people, because only them can accumulate enough cheese cock to make this incredible fetish possible.

2. A way of masturbating yourself that try to simulate the sensation of having your penis into a vagina. Much like the well known apple pie, but instead of having your dick into an apple pie, which don't require a lot of setup, you have to put it in a whole jar of warm smegma cheese, which can be really hard and complex to get.

1. Wow, that bitch smegmasturbated me so well the other day I was actually able to see my cumshot coming from underneath my cock cheese.

2. Dude, I've been collecting my smegma in this jar for months so I can perform smegmasturbation tonight, want to see the jar?

Smegmasturbation by Smegmasturbation October 15, 2008

smegmass 

1. n.-One who or that which has smegma up their/its ass; punkass ; dubya ; punk ; skeez

2. adj.-Of or like a punk; having smegma up one's or its ass; in serious need of an ass-whoopin,' just for being a bitchass skeeza wannabe prez, dubya bush (and that ain' a name, that's a descriptive adjective).

1. That prez--that is, that skeez--in the Whitey House, he a punkass, bitchass smegmass.

2. Go on an' tell me what time it is, smegmass mutha fucka.

smegmass by Rick Wilson September 30, 2003