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SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .
"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"
SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

Smear Merchants 

(1) A term coined by Sargon of akkad Carl Benjamin As a response to him defending his rape comments

(2) Any person who gets notification gain by remarking are talking about people whether it be a negative or positive way ( i.e Gossip Blogger Paparazzi News Reporter)
Gawker is full of a bunch a smear merchants
Smear Merchants by EmJayee June 2, 2019

Smear Merchants 

"Directing hate because they can't deliver on their politics." Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful!
Hym "That's correct! That is exactly what you are! You are completely capable of understanding what this is. And WHO is incapable of delivering on their politics? Did you take all of the billionaires money? Is healthcare free? You are obfuscating the degree to which my grievance is legitimate and refusing to talk about it to deny me my recourse."

A retard (who fucks) "He should have to regret threatening my kids!"

Hym "I don't. I actually can't wait for them to die. The second (and I mean the very instant) your kids die... You will see EXACTLY how right I am. You put the lives of your children in the hands of 'smear merchants' who are acting in bad faith and they are doing the exact opposite of what they should have done. Up to 20% of all schizophrenia patients. It's just gaslighting for the explicit purpose of ruining my life. I don't care that I threatened your kids NOR DO I HAVE TO. You do not have the right to do this to people in the name of your kids and NOW it's just going to have to be someone else's kids. This did nothing to protect the one and you'll do nothing to protect the other. It doesn't matter what the data says. The data doesn't decide whether or not your kids die. Do yourself a favor and stop ASKING these YouTube smear merchants."
Smear Merchants by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026