Smeagro

Someone who is a filthy and stinky midget. This individual also resembles a goblin. Some vary in complexion and pigment color.

A term usable to insult anyone and they won’t understand.

“Noah is acting like a darn smeagro today”

by Orgmaes February 21, 2022

Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.

Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.

by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

Smegroll

The combination of smegma, the cheesy formation of crusty jizz, piss, and pube sweat that forms primarily at the tip of your dong after days of not showering and beating off, and the fantastic chinese appetizer, the eggroll! Mainly used to describe a horrible tasting old juicy eggroll that is past it's prime, or a drunken college dudes unwashed wang.

Dude, there is no way I'm eating that 4 day old smegroll that you stuffed in the box of left over mu shu chicken!

Hey, did you hear she went home with that dude she met at the party. I guess she almost decided she wasn't gonna munch on his smegroll, but she did anyway. She told me it was like eating last nights mu shu chicken.

by ranchdrsn June 11, 2009

Seagrove Payday

When you live in Seagrove and you have to shit but your diet consist of mostly peanuts, corn and Olde English malt beverage.

Angie got in my car this morning and took a huge Seagrove Payday in my seat. Shes a nasty bitch.

by Henryhardlog August 10, 2019

Smeagologist

A word with no particular meaning, but which might be applied to a person who has some beliefs which harmonize with mainstream Christianity, some which don't, and a whole lot more they are just not sure of.

As Smeagologist is not a word you will find in the dictionary, the meaning will probably emerge at some point, in a distorted form on the Internet's Urban Dictionary. However, I chose it because it doesn't have a particular meaning, and would be equal to me saying, "I have some beliefs which I think may harmonize with those of mainstream Christianity, some I think which don't, and a whole lot more that I'm just not sure about."

29 November 2012 by headheart at Theology Web Campus

by headheart December 4, 2012

Seagroves

A Bad Ass Mother Fucker who don't play no fucking games, the realest son of a bitch you've ever met. The man who brings a new definition to keepin it real. See Russell

Damn, that's a real Seagroves right there

by swungdaddy November 13, 2011

Smeagoled

Smeagoled verb.



To be cornered & accosted by a person with a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagole from the book Lord of the Rings.

Sherly almost made it to her office door when she was smeagoled by her boss Maroon.

by jake rivers July 25, 2007