Smaugoard 

Hoarding any materials (e.g., files, toilet paper, hand sanitizer) like Smaug the dragon when there is a greater need for the masses.

During the pandemic, crazies went nuts and smaugoarded toilet paper every time new Covid variants were announced.

Smaugoard by atomuthaeffinp November 11, 2022

smuggard 

A person displaying an attitude marked by excessive complacency or self-satisfaction. Someone just a little too pleased with him or herself.

Ever since Glenn got the raise and the hot wife he has become an insufferable smuggard.

smuggard by Smuggard April 7, 2010

smugboard 

A magical place where mostly memes and art of various kinds, often about baldness, end up after positive mass appeal in the moonmoon_ow discord server. They say access to the board is restricted on Sundays because it's the Lord's day but it's actually because of degenerates spamming posts onto the board on Saturday nights.

Can I get on the smugboard, please?
- permabanned former member of moonmoon_ow's discord channel

smugboard by hairline886 June 3, 2018

saugnard 

n. An act of fellatio in which the female mouth engulfs the penis and testicles simultaneously.

v. To perform the act of saugnard.

"She was right in the middle of giving me a saugnard when my mom walked in."

saugnard by BVB September 10, 2006

smugtard 

A smugtard is: (a) one who is content to live in a delusion and pretends that all is well in order to save face or maintain the status quo. (b)One who is stalwart in defending their position despite overwhelming evidence that they completely and utterly wrong.

Example (a): The smugtard waged a war against the wrong country.

(b)Janine was a smugtard when she happily proceeded with her wedding plans despite catching an STD from her fiance and finding out he sired many illegitimate offspring during their courtship.

smugtard by Mixtionary April 1, 2009

Smugboard 

A place where Adam gets his shit posts on movie night

Adam stop shitting up Smugboard

Smugboard by ChildSafety June 12, 2018

Smuglardibarsh 

‘Smug’lar’di’barsh’ (noun): Used to describe one with a bidonculous booty. A massive rear end. An ass you can see from space.

Wow Corinne Fill has a phat ass, it’s smuglardibarsh!

Smuglardibarsh by Dashdriver94 May 18, 2022